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A man can approach a marriage in one of two ways.

One way is to follow the path of the “Simple Man” as sung by Lynard Skynard:

Be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand


For me, being a simple man means three things:

  1. Having sex
  2. Raising kids
  3. Pursuing wisdom

I try not to concern myself with much else.

On the other hand…

You could follow the theme of what I would nominate to be the ultimate pussy-worshiping anthem:

I’ve found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
And the reason is you


That sound you hear in the above video is the sweet serenade of a man who just lost his balls.

They’re both catchy songs. But only one will help you get laid.